Kirby may look cute and be a fan favorite in Super Smash Bros., but if you think about it he’s pretty terrifying. That big-eyed pink façade hides a dark purpose as Kirby sucks up anything in his path.

Kirby is arguably the cutest video game character of all time. He’s pink and squishy, more like a cuddly pillow than the brave hero of a massive franchise. But his world isn’t as adorable as it first ...