The river floods, separating Mufasa, a cub, from his parents and transporting him far away to an unknown place. Another cub, Taka, the future king of the Pride Lands, saves him. Taka fights his father ...

Of all the films in Disney's seemingly never-ending onslaught of live-action remakes, there is no film I dislike more than 2019's The Lion King. Some would argue the film doesn't even qualify as ...