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Persona 5 Royal: How to Fuse Satanael

Persona 5 Royal is filled with many powerful and recruitable Shadows throughout the game. Satanael and his ability to take down universe warping gods makes him the most powerful weapon of the Phantom ...
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Children’s Fucked-Up Little Drawings in Horror Movies, Ranked

Half the fun of watching any horror movie is knowing The Rules. For instance: If a character gets in a car, it will not start. If there’s a lake, someone will go skinny-dipping. If a man leaves his ...
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Hard Drive’s Tier List of All 96 Mario Kart 8 Tracks

Mario Kart 8 released in 2014 on the Wii U with the standard 32 tracks – 16 new and 16 returning “retro” tracks – split across 8 cups. Two waves of DLC were released for the Wii U version of the game, ...
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Persona 5 Royal: How to Defeat Okumura

Persona 5 Royal is an updated version of the critically acclaimed Persona 5. One of the added bonuses of this definitive version of sorts is that virtually all the Palace Boss fights have been updated ...
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RFK Jr. Demands Records of Everyone Who Has Played a Sonic Game

WASHINGTON — As part of his alleged plan to find the cause and cure for autism, US Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has ordered the creation of a national registry of all Americans with autism ...
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How to Parry & Counter Colored Attacks in God of War Ragnarok

Arguably the greatest of all of Sony’s gruff dad mascots is back in God of War Ragnarok, the spectacular sequel to the 2018 reboot. And unless you’ve been living under a rock all this time, you’ll ...
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Luigi Mangione Sentenced to 25 Years of United Healthcare Coverage

MINNETONKA, Minn — Luigi Mangione, the alleged shooter of former UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson, has been sentenced to 25 years of coverage by United Healthcare. “I’m just glad justice has been ...
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29 Horror Characters Who Will Never Be Added to ‘Dead by Daylight’ but It’s Not Illegal for a Boy to Have Dreams

If you’re an avid consumer of horror media, Dead by Daylight might be the most fun you can have in one evening short of the time your mom thought she could handle Lake Mungo (she could not). The ...
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New Jubilee Video Features Charlie Kirk vs. 20 Screeching Demons in Hell

EIGHTH CIRCLE OF HELL — Only slightly diverging from their tried and true formula, the latest installment of Jubilee’s hit YouTube series Surrounded features twenty screeching, nightmarish demons ...
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All 86 Mainline Mega Man Bosses Ranked by How Good of a Roommate I Think They’d Be

You might hear Charge Man and think, “Oh cool, some high tech guy I can charge my phone on,” and you couldn’t be more wrong. Charge Man is a locomotive themed Robot Master. If you take one thing away ...
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For No Reason in Particular Here’s a Bunch of Games Where You Kill Nazis

The Nazis are the most despicable scum to ever walk the face of the earth. Thankfully they were defeated in World War 2 and have been extinct ever since. Yep, that was the end of them. They were ...
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Fallout Fan Has Same Music Taste As Grandpa

ORANGE COUNTY, Calif. — Local gamer and ‘Fallout’ player Jeffrey O’Toole has found a new way to bond with his grandfather Brian via their shared taste in music, which is exactly alike, confirmed ...